We’ve had a leaking something for the last few days which has resulted in our garage flooding after we have a shower.  We thought it was either the shower pipe that was broken or the drain that was blocked or both, and Lance couldn’t fix it. So, I phoned the plumber who duly came this morning to sort the problem out.

“Dufus” left a note for me, which I got this evening.  The leak was caused by the drain that was blocked, and he fixed the problem.  Guess what it was caused by?  Apparently it was tampons!!

Ja right!!  Idiot!!  Just because there’s a female in the house, you can’t just assume that I use tampons!!  Idiot!!

It’s impossible that it’s caused by tampons!  I use a mooncup damnit!!