He has been a little on the infuriating side lately, but oh my word, he’s been funny too!
When I got home from the baby shoot yesterday, Beauty (my domestic who was looking after them while I worked) told me about this conversation she had with him.
Connor: “Beauty, do you have any children?”
Beauty: “Yes, two boys”
Connor: “Can they come play?”
Beauty: “No, they’re big now”
Connor: “What are their names?”
Beauty: “My one boy is Lucky, and the other boy is Surprise”
Connor: “You can’t name your boy that!! It’s a shop name!! We went to Mr Price yesterday!”
LOL!! Beauty apparently had her whole family laughing about the conversation last night 🙂
And this morning, he had me laughing when I took him Christmas shopping at Clearwater Mall. We’d walked into Big Blue, and I was wondering around ogling at the gorgeous clothes that I was dying to buy. I didn’t notice the shelves of adult toys that I was standing close to.
First he noticed the bow ties. They’re in a box labelled “Dress up Willy” or something like that. He asks what they are. Thankfully, I could just say “Bow Tie” and he didn’t ask any more questions.
Then he notices the red furry handcuffs that are right next to the bow ties.
Connor: “Mommy, are those handcuffs?”
Me: “Yes” (hoping that would be the end of it)
Connor: “Can you buy me some?”
Me: “No, they’re not for little boys, they’re for girls… they’re red”
Connor: “Oh…. can we buy them for Erin’s Christmas present then?”
LOL!! Erin is his 3 year old cousin!! Thankfully I’ve bought and wrapped her present and that was a good enough excuse not to buy more for her!
Thank GOD Bradley wasn’t with me because he can read!